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Test for Yuppie. How proffesional are you?
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A professional test for a real yuppie (i.e. for a young urban professional).

Here's a hint — Sometimes the simplest explanation is the best!!

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for the answer. The questions are not that difficult.

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. (Simple enough ?) This question tests whether you are doing simple things in complicated ways.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?

Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your prudence.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend ?

Correct Answer : The Elephant ! The Elephant is in the refrigerator ! This tests whether you have comprehensive thinking.

OK, if you did not answer correctly the last three questions, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a professional.

4. There is a crocodile-infested river with no bridges. How do you manage to get across it?

Just cross it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting !

I hope you got this one correct. Don't be frustrated, according to the statistics of Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. (But most preschoolers got it correct which disproves the theory that most «professionals» have the brains of a four year old :)

2 Comments

  1. Alina:

    Клевая статья!))

  2. помню, только на русском)

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